Wednesday, May 21, 2008

St. Joseph Is My Real Estate Agent



We went to our local Catholic Book Store to get a little extra assurance that our home in Nebraska will sell quickly. We purchased the St. Joseph sell your house kit.  If you have never heard of this you can check out the lore behind it at Snopes.com. 

Here is the link: http://www.snopes.com/luck/stjoseph.asp

It is a long held catholic believe that burying a small statue of St. Joseph and saying the appropriate prayers with reverence to St. Joseph will bring about a quick and profitable sell of ones home.

*IF YOU CLICK ON THE PICTURES YOU CAN SEE THEM IN LARGE FORMAT*
Here Kristi is getting ready to plant St. Joe!

You first have to decide where to place St. Joseph and dig the hole.  We decided the best place would be near a little flower bed, beside the driveway  (so he could monitor all those prospective buyers coming and going). As the cartoon at the top of this page suggest there are numerous beliefs on how and where to plant St. Joseph. In the end we decided on a style all our own.

Dig the hole

and place St. Joseph inside(kinda looks like a little St. Joseph Grotto doesn't it?!).

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Here is our completed work.
We decided not to bury him all the way under but to put him where he can look out.  Come on St. Joseph do your stuff and find us the perfect buyer!!


~Prayer to St. Joseph~
O, Saint Joseph
you who taught our Lord
the carpenter's trade
and saw to it
that he was always properly housed hear my earnest plea.

I want you to help me now 
as you helped your foster-child Jesus,
and as you have helped many others
in the matter of housing.

I wish to sell this property
quickly, easily and profitably
and I implore you to grant my wish
by bringing me a good buyer,
one who is ager, compliant, and honest
and by letting nothing impede the
rapid conclusion of the sale.


1 comment:

Unknown said...

OK - I have many many comments - you can only imagine right!! But in summary that is some funny shit that ONLY my sisters in S.C.U.M. would find.
I hope the ride is smooth - wish I had free time to help you unpack and getting settled on the East Coast.
Enjoy the ride.